Crude as the title may read or sound, I could not think of anything more apt to convey what I intend to. The other day while surfing on YouTube I happened to catch glimpse of a scene from the movie "Rush" where Nicky Lauda meets his wife Marlene. That "Rush" happens to be one of my favourite movie was all the more reason to play it. Wanting to escape from a party Nicky (N) is offered lift by Marlene (M) to the nearest station. The following is the conversation that ensues along the way. What are you doing? You hear that noise when you accelerate? - No. - Your fan belt is loose. My What? your foot goes all the way down, And when you brake, which means there's air in the system. the rear brakes are worn out, - Anything else? - No. Apart from the front right tyre's a bit soft, - Sorry? which explains why you're weaving so much. Hmm. How can you tell? - My ass. which can feel everything in a car. God gave me an okay m...